Department of Human Behavior · Authorized Division Record

Bad Habits Division

The Bad Habits Division maintains the official record for matters within its assigned jurisdiction and the recognized conditions, conduct, and accomplishments arising within that area of public life.

Division Jurisdiction

Proceedings Entered Into Record

This Division recognizes the established responsibilities, observed conditions, and qualifying achievements associated with its assigned jurisdiction. Its register is maintained as an active public record of the Authority.

Official Designation Register

Authorized Bad Habits Designations

12 active designations are maintained by this Division. Individual designation records will enter public service as the Authority Registry expands.

HB-BHD · 001

Nail-Biting Operations Specialist

HB-BHD · 002

Late-Night Scrolling Administrator

HB-BHD · 003

Snack Before Dinner Coordinator

HB-BHD · 004

Alarm Snooze Authorization Officer

HB-BHD · 005

Open Tab Preservation Custodian

HB-BHD · 006

Pen Misplacement Technician

HB-BHD · 007

Unfinished Drink Collector

HB-BHD · 008

“One More Episode” Continuation Specialist

HB-BHD · 009

Unnecessary Online Purchase Recipient

HB-BHD · 010

Personal Item Pile Administrator

HB-BHD · 011

Phone Check Reflex Officer

HB-BHD · 012

Habit Continuation Professional

Authority Record Services

Designation Records and Official Documents

Each listed designation will receive a separate public Authority record. Applicable official document formats will be connected to those records when issued for public service.