Department of Human Behavior · Authorized Division Record
Bad Habits Division
The Bad Habits Division maintains the official record for matters within its assigned jurisdiction and the recognized conditions, conduct, and accomplishments arising within that area of public life.
Division Jurisdiction
Proceedings Entered Into Record
This Division recognizes the established responsibilities, observed conditions, and qualifying achievements associated with its assigned jurisdiction. Its register is maintained as an active public record of the Authority.
Official Designation Register
Authorized Bad Habits Designations
12 active designations are maintained by this Division. Individual designation records will enter public service as the Authority Registry expands.
HB-BHD · 001
Nail-Biting Operations Specialist
HB-BHD · 002
Late-Night Scrolling Administrator
HB-BHD · 003
Snack Before Dinner Coordinator
HB-BHD · 004
Alarm Snooze Authorization Officer
HB-BHD · 005
Open Tab Preservation Custodian
HB-BHD · 006
Pen Misplacement Technician
HB-BHD · 007
Unfinished Drink Collector
HB-BHD · 008
“One More Episode” Continuation Specialist
HB-BHD · 009
Unnecessary Online Purchase Recipient
HB-BHD · 010
Personal Item Pile Administrator
HB-BHD · 011
Phone Check Reflex Officer
HB-BHD · 012
Habit Continuation Professional
Authority Record Services
Designation Records and Official Documents
Each listed designation will receive a separate public Authority record. Applicable official document formats will be connected to those records when issued for public service.
