Department of Human Behavior · Authorized Division Record
Bad Habits Division
An active Authority Division responsible for maintaining official recognition records within its assigned jurisdiction.
Division Jurisdiction
Jurisdiction Entered Into Record
The Bad Habits Division maintains the Authority’s official recognition records for bad habits practices, conditions, and public conduct.
Official Designation Register
Registered Designations
The following active records are maintained by this Division.
HB-BHD · 001
Nail-Biting Operations Specialist
HB-BHD · 002
Late-Night Scrolling Administrator
HB-BHD · 003
Snack Before Dinner Coordinator
HB-BHD · 004
Alarm Snooze Authorization Officer
HB-BHD · 005
Open Tab Preservation Custodian
HB-BHD · 006
Pen Misplacement Technician
HB-BHD · 007
Unfinished Drink Collector
HB-BHD · 008
“One More Episode” Continuation Specialist
HB-BHD · 009
Unnecessary Online Purchase Recipient
HB-BHD · 010
Personal Item Pile Administrator
HB-BHD · 011
Phone Check Reflex Officer
HB-BHD · 012
Habit Continuation Professional
Authority Record Services
Public Record Administration
This Division maintains its designation register and associated public Authority records in accordance with current issuance procedures.