Official Departments
The Certified Absurdity Authority administers twelve Departments responsible for the orderly recognition of unofficial achievement across the principal fields of human activity.
Departmental Register
12 Departments · 130 Divisions
Departmental pages are being entered into the public record.
Department of Employment
Responsible for careers, workplaces, and professional absurdity.
Department of Relationships
Responsible for documenting interpersonal absurdity in all its forms.
Department of Animal Affairs
Responsible for animals, pet ownership, and interspecies nonsense.
Department of Gaming & Entertainment
Responsible for recreational activities and leisure-related accomplishments.
Department of Culinary Affairs
Responsible for food, beverage, and culinary certifications.
Department of Domestic Affairs
Responsible for homes, chores, maintenance, and everyday domestic life.
Department of Human Behavior
Responsible for the irrational behaviours of everyday people.
Department of Transportation
Responsible for transportation, commuting, and related public movement.
Department of Travel
Responsible for travel, accommodation, and vacation-related certifications.
Department of Consumer Affairs
Responsible for commerce, shopping, technology, and financial absurdity.
Department of Internet Affairs
Responsible for online culture and digital civilization.
Department of Celebrations
Responsible for recognizing milestones and memorable occasions.
Departmental Records Are Being Prepared
Each Department will provide access to its Divisions, approved Designations, and applicable Official Documents as those public records are entered into service.