Department of Celebrations · Authorized Division Record

Thanksgiving Division

The Thanksgiving Division maintains the official record for matters within its assigned jurisdiction and the recognized conditions, conduct, and accomplishments arising within that area of public life.

Division Jurisdiction

Proceedings Entered Into Record

This Division recognizes the established responsibilities, observed conditions, and qualifying achievements associated with its assigned jurisdiction. Its register is maintained as an active public record of the Authority.

Official Designation Register

Authorized Thanksgiving Designations

12 active designations are maintained by this Division. Individual designation records will enter public service as the Authority Registry expands.

CE-TD · 001

Turkey Preparation Officer

CE-TD · 002

Side Dish Coordination Specialist

CE-TD · 003

Gravy Continuity Administrator

CE-TD · 004

Seating Arrangement Custodian

CE-TD · 005

Family Recipe Preservation Officer

CE-TD · 006

“What Are You Thankful For?” Inquiry Recipient

CE-TD · 007

Leftover Distribution Coordinator

CE-TD · 008

Post-Meal Couch Occupancy Authority

CE-TD · 009

Pie Slice Allocation Specialist

CE-TD · 010

Dinner Timing Negotiator

CE-TD · 011

Football Broadcast Observation Officer

CE-TD · 012

Annual Gratitude Gathering Participant

Authority Record Services

Designation Records and Official Documents

Each listed designation will receive a separate public Authority record. Applicable official document formats will be connected to those records when issued for public service.