Department of Celebrations · Authorized Division Record
Thanksgiving Division
The Thanksgiving Division maintains the official record for matters within its assigned jurisdiction and the recognized conditions, conduct, and accomplishments arising within that area of public life.
Division Jurisdiction
Proceedings Entered Into Record
This Division recognizes the established responsibilities, observed conditions, and qualifying achievements associated with its assigned jurisdiction. Its register is maintained as an active public record of the Authority.
Official Designation Register
Authorized Thanksgiving Designations
12 active designations are maintained by this Division. Individual designation records will enter public service as the Authority Registry expands.
CE-TD · 001
Turkey Preparation Officer
CE-TD · 002
Side Dish Coordination Specialist
CE-TD · 003
Gravy Continuity Administrator
CE-TD · 004
Seating Arrangement Custodian
CE-TD · 005
Family Recipe Preservation Officer
CE-TD · 006
“What Are You Thankful For?” Inquiry Recipient
CE-TD · 007
Leftover Distribution Coordinator
CE-TD · 008
Post-Meal Couch Occupancy Authority
CE-TD · 009
Pie Slice Allocation Specialist
CE-TD · 010
Dinner Timing Negotiator
CE-TD · 011
Football Broadcast Observation Officer
CE-TD · 012
Annual Gratitude Gathering Participant
Authority Record Services
Designation Records and Official Documents
Each listed designation will receive a separate public Authority record. Applicable official document formats will be connected to those records when issued for public service.
