Awkward Situations Division
The Awkward Situations Division maintains the official record for matters within its assigned jurisdiction and the recognized conditions, conduct, and accomplishments arising within that area of public life.
Proceedings Entered Into Record
This Division recognizes the established responsibilities, observed conditions, and qualifying achievements associated with its assigned jurisdiction. Its register is maintained as an active public record of the Authority.
Authorized Awkward Situations Designations
12 active designations are maintained by this Division. Individual designation records will enter public service as the Authority Registry expands.
Incorrect Name Recovery Officer
Premature Wave Participant
Doorway Direction Negotiator
Unanswered Joke Witness
Accidental Reply-All Recipient
Conversation Ending Specialist
Public Trip Recovery Professional
Misheard Statement Clarification Officer
Elevator Silence Custodian
“You Too” Response Administrator
Unexpected Encounter Participant
Small Spill Containment Officer
Designation Records and Official Documents
Each listed designation will receive a separate public Authority record. Applicable official document formats will be connected to those records when issued for public service.
