Department of Human Behavior · Authorized Division Record
Awkward Situations Division
An active Authority Division responsible for maintaining official recognition records within its assigned jurisdiction.
Division Jurisdiction
Jurisdiction Entered Into Record
The Awkward Situations Division maintains the Authority’s official recognition records for awkward situations practices, conditions, and public conduct.
Official Designation Register
Registered Designations
The following active records are maintained by this Division.
HB-ASD · 001
Incorrect Name Recovery Officer
HB-ASD · 002
Premature Wave Participant
HB-ASD · 003
Doorway Direction Negotiator
HB-ASD · 004
Unanswered Joke Witness
HB-ASD · 005
Accidental Reply-All Recipient
HB-ASD · 006
Conversation Ending Specialist
HB-ASD · 007
Public Trip Recovery Professional
HB-ASD · 008
Misheard Statement Clarification Officer
HB-ASD · 009
Elevator Silence Custodian
HB-ASD · 010
“You Too” Response Administrator
HB-ASD · 011
Unexpected Encounter Participant
HB-ASD · 012
Small Spill Containment Officer
Authority Record Services
Public Record Administration
This Division maintains its designation register and associated public Authority records in accordance with current issuance procedures.